Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Spar road rageWhen I was living with my parents, one morning I kindly offered to give me mum a lift to her workplace (which is a school). As we leave the estate, shes asks me to nip into Spar down the road as it's her turn to supply the cakes for break. The fucking bunch of dobbers.
So I'm driving down to the first main junction, which is just to the right of a traffic light junction and Spar on the other side. I look right, left, then right and edge out slightly. As I do this, I notice a guy in a small red fiat going flat out towards me from my right. I stop well early to avoid any kind of accident, but the driver in the car exaggerates my early mistake and swerves out WIDE right into the oncoming traffic. Thankfully there was nothing coming, and the driver swerves into a parking space just before the lights. I turn left and go through the lights, then park up at Spar as me mum gets out and goes in cake-hunting. The dobber.
As I'm sitting there, this red fiat pulls up besides me, and I'm greeted with this inbreed who is covered in tobacco and screaming at me. I told him I'd stopped well early (about 4 seconds before he reached me actually) and he'd blatently over-reacted . He went mental, screaming at me...so I calmly started sliding me arm around the back of my seat to grab the steering lock. Just then he said that I could've killed his child? I look in the back of his car and his wife (or mum, she was that fucking ugly I couldn't tell) was sitting on the back seat holding her baby. She was shouting saying I could've killed the baby in this very highly pitched voice. You know, fuck the baby-seat laws 'n all, lets just class the baby as mutant hand-luggage.
I decided me mam was coming out soon so I rather patronisngly said in a monotome "Sorry, sorry sir, sorry etc sorry" (I said etc too just to piss him off) until he got bored and drove off. Me mam walks out of Spar just at that moment and gives me a cake.
Great, thanks mam, now I'm a dobber too.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 18:30,
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