Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Baby on board stickersIf they're really there to alert the emergency services (assuming that the doting parent hasn't forgotten to take the sign down when there's no baby in the car anyway), surely the presence of 20 bags of nappies, toys, bottles, spare bottles, jars of food, wipes and milk formula, a pushchair, pram and a baby seat in the car would be enough to alert all but the dimmest paramedic that they should be looking for a little 'un as well.
Ah well, at least they're not Christian fish signs. Why on earth anyone would want to advertise their cunting religion to other road users is beyond me, though I usually take it to mean: "The driver of this car is a complete fucking retard. Avoid at all costs, especially in situations where you may be required to talk to them."
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A note to any Christian b3tans who may be offended by the above:
Good. Go and cry to your invisible friend, because you'll get precious little sympathy anywhere else.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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