Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Dickheads in powerful cars in the outside lane.Dontcha just hate them. You know the ones. When you're perfectly justifiably in the outside lane of the motorway, overtaking other cars, and you get some utter cnut in their Merc/BMW/Lexus/feck-off 4x4 etc. 3'6" from your bumper. Is it going to make me pull over? No. In fact, it's going to make me stay there longer than I might otherwise have done.
Neat little trick though: just as there's a gap big enough for you to pull back in, you start to signal, and begin to move over. Twatfeatures in his penis extension floors it to get past you before you've barely even moved.... So you stop moving over. Twatfeatures then has to anchor-up as hard as he can, at which point you move briskly over to the left, leaving the idiot in a completely clear lane with his foot hard on the brake.
Makes the point really rather well.
Without realising it, I did this in front of an unmarked copper once (he was the car I was pulling back in front of in the slower lane) Blue lamps come on in the grille, and I think "Oh, Crap." At which point he darts into the outside lane and pulls over the tosser in the Merc s-class who had been tailgaiting me.
Fabulous.
(, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 14:17, Reply)
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