Road Rage
Last week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
( , Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
Last week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
( , Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Cock on a bike
A while ago,while driving into London, my Mum stopped at the lights,while a fair amount of pedestrians crossed the road in front. I had noted there was a cyclist next to us,and was happily laughing at his lycra when the lights changed.
However,ther was still about 3 people walking accross the road at a leisurly pace, so my Mum didnt drive,she waited for the people to cross. Then,the cyclist leaned in her window and shouted, all red faced, "what the fuck are you doing???"
It turned out he had some kind of objection to waiting for the people to finish crossing and fully expected my Mum to just drive off and run them over as soon as the light went green.
What a cunt... On a bike...In lycra shorts...
( , Tue 17 Oct 2006, 8:09, Reply)
A while ago,while driving into London, my Mum stopped at the lights,while a fair amount of pedestrians crossed the road in front. I had noted there was a cyclist next to us,and was happily laughing at his lycra when the lights changed.
However,ther was still about 3 people walking accross the road at a leisurly pace, so my Mum didnt drive,she waited for the people to cross. Then,the cyclist leaned in her window and shouted, all red faced, "what the fuck are you doing???"
It turned out he had some kind of objection to waiting for the people to finish crossing and fully expected my Mum to just drive off and run them over as soon as the light went green.
What a cunt... On a bike...In lycra shorts...
( , Tue 17 Oct 2006, 8:09, Reply)
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