I've been to Exeter

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:33, 2 replies)

no way! so have i!
i going to somewhere near exeter next month, in fact! anyone reckon they might know me?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:46, closed)

Probably not janet
I haven't used prostitutes for a while.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:54, closed)

OH NO SHE DI'NT

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:59, closed)

i like that you implying that i might be a prostitute exposes you as the sort of man who uses prostitutes.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:04, closed)

Very good thick tits how long did it take you to work out?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:08, closed)

why so angry, the mock turtle?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:11, closed)

I am not hunny
You just so easy.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:12, closed)

i heard she was easy as well.......

( Trollman, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:15, closed)

Just close your eyes
Lie back and think of B3ta.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:17, closed)

it could have been that...
... or the fact that he said "I haven't used prostitutes for a while"

As a pleasant aside here's a crap joke:

Paddie was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Ten quid . ." she whispers.

He’d never been with a prostiture before, but he decides, it’s only a tenner. So they hide in the bushes.

They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a policeman. "What’s going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I’m making love to my wife!," he answers indignantly.

"Oh, I’m sorry," says the cop, "I didn’t know."

"Well," he says, "neider did I, til you shined dat light in her face!!"


p.s i have also been to Exeter.
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, closed)

Badum TIsh
Arf
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, closed)

Exeter -
Devon's Whore. Everyone's been in her.
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:02, closed)

Do you know why it's called Exeter?
It's because when you are there, the only thing you want to do is EXITer. Ha ha. Oh no!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:36, closed)

Racist

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:42, closed)

What?
How is that racist? I made absolutely no mention of my hatred for blacks and jews.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:49, closed)

Sorry
Predictive text error. I meant to call you a noncegoblin
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, closed)

:(

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, closed)

Sorry
I'm not sorry
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:27, closed)