Time for a little pearoast....
A friend of mine told me this one....

She was on a long drive home with her baby son in the car. The expected happened and she ended up stuck in a long tail back, traffic moving very, very slowly. Fortunately her baby had just been fed and was sleeping soundly.

Unfortunately she was desperate for a pee.

She tried thinking of other things.
She tried listening to the radio.
She tried singing along with songs.
She tried crossing her legs (no mean feat when you're trying to drive).
Eventually she gave in.
Grabbing the baby's changing bag she retrieved a clean nappy...opened it up....slipped it under her skirt, knickers aside and began to pee....

Babies nappies are designed for baby amounts of pee.
She attempted to stop the flow....
The baby was still very young and she hadn't been as diligent with her pelvic floor muscles as she should have been.


It cost £40 to get the car valeted.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, 6 replies)

"a friend"
yeah yeah.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:30, closed)

You've clearly never read any of my early stories
If this had happened to me I'd have milked it for all it's worth, as it were, ahem. ;-)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:33, closed)

actually
i've been a little bit of a fan ever since b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post805689 :)
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 0:21, closed)

Cute punk chick with no shame
A dyke friend of mine was going out with this very hot punk chick. I'd often get a lift home with them after a night out (alas, that's as far as I ever got), but this girl was great value all the same. Most trips we'd have to stop so she could get out and squat on the verge and have a pee. Not so much because she had poor bladder control but because she loved the headlights and honking horns that always ensued (we'd always have to stop on the busiest roads for some reason).
(xixax, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:40, closed)

Peeroast
Surely a more appropriate thread title? And which early stories, exactly?

Edit: Oh, THOSE ones. Found them...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:04, closed)

Women are weak.
It's a wonder evolution hasn't finished you off, yet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:24, closed)