Rogues, Villains and EccentricsMy current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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Bruce GardenerLives in the garden at the back of the office.
When he isn't sleeping/shitting/singing in the bushes he is knocking back the Special Brew like it is dole day.
He gets a regular morning visit from the Coucil's Rough Sleeping Unit to check he hasn't died and an equally regular visit from the bizzies to tell him that threatening to knock people's lights out isn't a good idea ...
... he's back inside now as the weather has turned. We expect to see him again next April with his regular chant of
"Oi!! Oiii!! What you looking at? I'll stab ya cant!"
Obviously short a marble or two as he chooses to do all this within spitting distance of the central nick.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:00, 1 reply)
I read that as Bruce Grobbelaar
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:49, closed)
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