When I lived near the sea
I was sitting in the dark with my girlfriend one night, lights off and movie on, window open, when we heard a knock and a grisly voice barking "LET ME IN!" We Jumped out of our skin, to see an old lady leaning in through the window out of the dark (we had a basement flat at the time), she looked gnarly and was quite angry so I didn't open the door to her, instead I went to the window to talk to her. She was clearly a 'Care in the community' type and homeless so I tried to calm her down. She thought our flat was some drop-in centre for the homeless because someone had told her "find the flat with a bike outside" all she kept saying was "don't muck me about let me IN", that's when I noticed she had a newspaper wrapped around her waist as a kind of nappy, no shoes or trousers or anything. She was quite polite after I explained we weren't a shelter but she strolled off shouting abuse at the top of her voice. I offered her a blanket and some food (through the window) but her fecal covered paper seemed enough for her, she barely registered I was even there. Sad.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:51, 2 replies)

Fucking hell
she must have scared you witless doing that.
( Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:13, closed)

Oh man I can't explain
It started with this growl that we thought was coming from the film, got louder, and then a big shout and just a face through the window, it scared the crap out of us!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:41, closed)