Take a sack of peat
Stick it in a barrel and pour on a gallon of carefully carefully collected pee from shop doorways.
Give it a stir, add some maccy d's, a couple of kebabs, some engine oil, the back seat from a bus and a bit of Tees water.
Put on the lid, leave for a few weeks.
Open lid, take a sniff and there you have it.

At least thats how it smelt a few weeks ago, and that was passing through on a train.








Disclaimer
Was born there , is allowed to slag it off ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:54, 1 reply)

You missed out Parmos.
Where abouts in Boro do you hail from?
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:59, closed)

Its long gone now
The road that used to run from Town Hall to St Johns church by Victoria Park.

Parmos didnt exist when i last lived there, i had to ask someone what it was.











born in the old police station ( thats gone too)
which could have something to do with my answers on last weeks QOTW
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:03, closed)