Boston
there was a rumour that the whole county had been used as a testing ground for various things back in WWII. I would put money on it being true- nobody gets that weird naturally.

We moved there for 3 or 4 years when I was 11. This was the second most obese place in the country, the place that started the riots when Portugal beat England- burning down the local Portugese pub, burning a police car etc. Because we were from down south we were automatically posh, and there was a campaign of abuse against my dad and other teachers- one unfortunate sod and his family were almost turned in their car on the street. Chav doesn't describe this place. Being beaten up because you wear a grammar school uniform takes the biscuit.

You'd see old men waddle by with their stomach dangling between their legs, chav mothers in short skirts and no knickers flashing people. It was like a hell-hole, the eight circle of hell, where everyone despaired. Six fingers, webbed toes, no foreheads, I saw them all- and those were just my school-mates.

Looking back at it, it was bizarre. The labourers who smoked weed all day as they chopped cabbage, and the man who didn't notice he'd lopped his fingers off because he was so high on whatever he was taking. The sort of place where old ladies would hawk up massive gobbets of phlegm at your feet and tell you to get out of the way.

Sorry any b3tans from Boston but it is genuinely the worst place in the world
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:49, 4 replies)

They were a shit
band too.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:56, closed)

Sam Newsom Centre..
I studied for my BTEC in Popular Music in Boston and drove there daily from Spalding.

Out of the fat, greasy frying pan and into the very fat, greasy fire!
( Moey, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:02, closed)

Ah Boston..
you weren't beaten up for wearing a Grammar school uniform, you were beaten up because your hands and feet aren't webbed.

I live in Lincoln. We shit on Boston.
( Sallyrsm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:20, closed)

You're going
Down on your sister

Down on your siiiiissster...

When somewhere has Grantham residents mocking them, it is truly specially shite. Same goes for Newark, though Boston (and Spalding) is well, well inbred.
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:18, closed)