Middlesbrough
...there really is nothing more to be said.

Am currently in the 3rd year at the Uni there, so unfortunatly not in student accomodation anymore - and living in probably the worst street in the town. Its the kind of street where no one owns clothes other than pyjamas and all the kids are on crack.
At least once a week a police van turns up in our road and takes someone away, breaks up a fight or raids a brothel. I wish I was joking.

Some memorable occurances -

- Watching a wedding party seperated and taken away in police vans outside a KFC, the bride screaming blind drunk, with blood all over her dress.

- A man piss up the side of a house, before taking out his keys and going inside

- A man walking his very small child to school at 8.30 in the morning drinking a can of guiness

Everyone here is utter scum. Never come to this God-awful place.

And also is home to the PARMO, the worst food ever invented. They practically bottle feed that shit to their kids.
(Strangemiester, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:54, 3 replies)

3 so far for the Boro
And counting
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:10, closed)

You are my 'Boro
Should all go out and get wasted, eat parmos, abuse our wives and stab people to celebrate, boro stylee.
(Strangemiester, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 23:16, closed)

don't
diss the Parmo - food of the godz ;-)
( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:44, closed)