Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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If it has the following, it is likely to be a shit-hole (and if it doesn't, it's probably hiding it's failings well):
- One-O-One off-license (or brand of choice for the local muck-swillers)
- multiple bookies
- large percentile of fast-food outlets
- chain pubs
- bingo halls
- etc etc etc
Honestly, you could go at this for days. The fact of the matter is that most of the UK is a dump. Granted, there are more than a few nice places, but these are harder to find and usually more expensive than hen's teeth.
Live in the country - you get to own firearms legally, and there's loads of space to hide the bodies.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:57, Reply)
If it has the following, it is likely to be a shit-hole (and if it doesn't, it's probably hiding it's failings well):
- One-O-One off-license (or brand of choice for the local muck-swillers)
- multiple bookies
- large percentile of fast-food outlets
- chain pubs
- bingo halls
- etc etc etc
Honestly, you could go at this for days. The fact of the matter is that most of the UK is a dump. Granted, there are more than a few nice places, but these are harder to find and usually more expensive than hen's teeth.
Live in the country - you get to own firearms legally, and there's loads of space to hide the bodies.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:57, Reply)
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