Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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St Helens.God, if you're ever unlucky enough to live here. Kill yourself. There's a video doing it's rounds on the internet that sums it up perfectly.
There's the notorious paedo purple aki, known across Merseyside. You've never lived till you've been chased by a 6ft5 20 stone body builder.
The people are thicker than pigshit and twice as ugly.
The highest incest rate in the UK.
It's full of dole scum who sit on their arses in their deck chairs wearing adidas trackies, wife beater vests, bling from the local argos and fake caps pointed at a stupidly high angle. If you dare walk past them you get abuse for "walken past mah ouse" as they sup their 6th special brew of the day at 1pm.
We're close to Liverpool so everyone wants to be scouse meaning there's a horde of retarded accents. Complete with girls who try to be scouse and end up with that high pitched voice that could strip paint. (Anyone who's ever been to liverpool will know what I mean.)
It's full of retarded, smack head, pitiful, small minded, aggresive dick turtles. Build a wall round the place, let me out and fucking nuke the place.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:51, 3 replies)
all for the nuking!i'm moving away soon to somewhere, where it doesnt require you to act like a cunt in order to live there.
the whole fake scouse accents annoy the crap out of me especially since half the people who put them on have probably never even been to liverpool.
though as a result of that if someone mugs me and they dont have a fake scouse accent i cant take them seriously.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:26, closed)
Fuck i got away from itand now live in the countryside.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:21, closed)
You're luckyI'm here till next year at least. Even then it's not certain, but I'll only be moving to manchester or liverpool so my options aren't fantastic. Lived in Leicester for a year too, the people I lived with were amazing, the place not so much. I've not been lucky with where I live.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:57, closed)
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