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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

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Scarborough
is the only place where I've felt like a rock star, just for not being from there.

I had this conversation with a lady running a whelk stall:

"Hello! These lobster tails - are they from lobsters caught locally?"
"No love. They're processed fish squashed into the shape of lobster tails, and dyed pink".
"oh"
"How many would you like?"
"none".
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:29, 3 replies)
click!
how more unappetising could she make it sound?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:12, closed)
..and the crab sticks
that don't contain any crab. Nice.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:25, closed)
Hahaha!
Have a click :o)
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