
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Never found it in an atlas, but it's the wife's stock phrase (sometimes abbreviated to BFE) when we find ourselves at the arse end of nowhere, as in "Jesus, it's like Buttfuck, Egypt here".
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to Disney Land in California, where the carparks are named after Disney characters. I learned that day that if you are miles away from civilisation, in the arse end of nowhere, you are actually in ButtFuck Goofy
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