Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Oh Skeggy!Gateway to the mysterious East..
Took the Little Sparklets there once, and as I looked along the seafront all I could make out was parents with their right arms raised, then lowering them swiftly to hit their children, then raised, then lowered quickly. I pointed out to Sparklet minor that this was the "Open Air Formation Child-Beating Capital of Europe"... Oddly, they both behaved impeccably after that!
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