Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Sure, Basildon is bad but haven't you been to Romford?Lived there 5 years of skipping over sick on pavements, OK maybe some of it was mine.
The whole of Sarf London, never seen so much excrement everywhere
Hounslow, a smearing of kak would improve it
Greenock & Glasgow, what nice towns they'd be if you removed all the people....
Fourgeres in France, they should test their nukes there
Sheerness, Croydon, Bootle, Harold Hill, Slough - what's the point?
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CroydonThe point of Croydon is to serve as a high-security zoo for thousands of underaged trolls pockmarked with just enough Poundland jewellery to weigh down their dayglo polyester tracksuits and stop them igniting as they spark up their 250th fag of the day, before consuming enough "breezahs" or "stellahs" to make them froth at the mouth and dance like rage-infested monkeys, then spill out into the streets of the giant concrete Thunderdome that is East Croydon and pummel each other into kebab meat. In other words, the point of it is to act as an X on the map, marked "Stay The Fuck Away From Here".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:13,
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