Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Brixton RoadOnce, I was walking up Brixton Road to my flat, and was approached by one of the usual sort of Brixton nutters, who (after attempting to carry a shopping bag of mine) asked me if I had any money, and if I did, would I mind joining him and his friends in a nearby flat for a game of cards. After I declined his generous offer, he tried to persuade me further with the following gem:
"You can trust me because I've just been released from prison and I don't want to get into anymore trouble."
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