Cheery souls
I've just bought my airline ticket to move to the UK permanently. Every one of the potential venues for my new life have been mentioned at least once in this QOTW. Thanks a fucking bunch!

For my own crappy towns, NZ has plenty. Greymouth, Blenheim and Ashburton number among my least favourite. Hoons in utes, cockies lolloping around in wellies and vapid sluts abound. Man I can't wait to fuck off
(GingahNZ It's ok, I'm taking it back, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 7:52, 6 replies)

It will be like a home from home then
It depends if you are a glass half full person or a glass in the face type person. Try and avoid the scum, and you'll probably like it here.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 7:58, closed)

Oh yes
Small town New Zealand...
Only even the big towns are small towns.
You didn't mention the boorish rugger buggars
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 8:05, closed)

Ha ha
yes well those towns may not seem too great to you now...NZ is one of the best places in the world to live in whether you hate rugby or not. Ask all the Poms who are migrating here.
(wino.NZ The Ayatollah of rock n' rolla..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:45, closed)

NZ!
As someone who is immenantly headed to NZ - I would like to think that it's going to be better than my lot in the UK!
(Ryushin, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, closed)

hmmm
I'm an ex-pat that's getting outta dodge and moving to the UK.

NZ's pretty but the people are, by and large, a bunch of cunts. c.f. Michael Laws, Gerry Brownlee, Steve the boobsonbikes dude, Lisa Lewis, the inhabitants of Christchurch and Auckland etc. etc. etc

I cannot wait to get the fuck out of here
(GingahNZ It's ok, I'm taking it back, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:28, closed)

...and don't forget
Roto-Vegas and Gisborne. I have learned from bitter experience to never date women from either town. Both are like Twin Peaks, but without the charm.
**Shudder**
Tokoroa is interesting because everyone is shagging everyone else's partner, so women from Toke are ok; or at least experienced.
There used to be a great pizza joint called Popeye's in the early 90s. :)
(Sebulba continues to fight evil with evil....., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:04, closed)