Kelty, Fife
I was telling a guy i met in Glasgow that's where i was from (well, the town next to - close enough) And he told me about a time his football bus broke down in that particular village. So they thought they'd nip into the nearest pub for a pint. Things seemed fine right up until an axe fight broke out. And when they asked the barman if there was another pub near by he replied with curious line' 'aye, but it's a wee bit rough'.

fair fuck to him. Turns out it was one of my friends uncles who got axed in the face. Not the only axe fight story I've heard.

the town along the road lochgelly had the lowest house prices in Britain for 6 years up until recently.

My hometown of cowdenbeath was the setting place for irvine welsh's last novella.

inner Fife is one massive shit hole really.
( null and void, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:00, Reply)