I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Ha! I too played the "I'm German" card in Marrakech, only to discover that the bloke who wanted to take me to "The Big Square" was equally conversant in Deutsch! Felt a right tit at that!
Strange place, one end of Marrakech is quite modern and westernised, the old town bit is just bizarre. Wouldn't say I didn't enjoy the holiday, but wouldn't say I'd go back either!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:05, 1 reply)
You played the German card in Marrakech and your name's Martin? Um, you're not me are you? Cos if you are, you made a hell of a mess in the toilet earlier and have some serious explaining to do
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:31, closed)
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