Pussy!
I've survived over 8 years in Ipswich now (I believe a medal is in order). Though I have desperately been trying to escape (see my earlier post on page 17).

I'm quite sure that the Vikings improved Ipswich in some way, as surely left to it's own devices/genes, it would be a town full of cleft palate dwarves who are all cousins... ohhhh..

What I find the most funny is that they take the piss out of Norwich for inbreeding! In the incestuous closet or what?!

However, I have also had the misfortune of spending some time in Northampton. A lot less inbreds but far more.... I don't really know how to descrive N'hamps people.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:53, 1 reply)

Ipshit and Nohopetown
8 years? Jebus.... Are you chained up in a cellar somewhere? I saw your post which inspired me to write this - couldn't believe it had only got one mention.

Northampton? Well, it's not the best town in the world, and could be a lot better, but it's close to the M1 and the A14. And it's near Corby, Kettering and Wellingborough, all of which have the sole useful function of making Northampton look good. When people ask me what Northampton's like, I usually reply 'Better than Ipswich'.
(redexile, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:17, closed)