Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Athens, Georgia
30 shops in the town centre, all selling variations on a theme of kitch-shit.
Adverts saying 'Evolution makes a monkey out of you and me - Creationism' and 'Jesus Christ is Coming' and 'McCain/Palin' all over town.
A bus service that can take you to either the shittier of the two Wal-Marts, or a shopping centre that makes Peterborough city cemetary look lively and upbeat.
A university which has more than 30,000 students, and is thus best known for its American football team - not for its academic excellence.
30,000 students, of whom roughly 75% have more money than grey matter, and who belong to the myriad sororities and fraternities that line the streets in the wealthy end of town - but since they are students, they don't pay city tax.
Consequently, one of the poorest towns in the South - with massive, dreary, depressing, 'Projects', full of hopeless looking kids, armed to the teeth, and just watching listlessly as the rich white kids swan about in their personalised numberplated SUVs.
But the worst and most utterly rubbish thing about this town - by a long long way - it's dry on sundays. Until you have tried to live in the Deep South, you will never know the full horror of not being able to get a drink on an endless Sunday in November.
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:31, 5 replies)
30 shops in the town centre, all selling variations on a theme of kitch-shit.
Adverts saying 'Evolution makes a monkey out of you and me - Creationism' and 'Jesus Christ is Coming' and 'McCain/Palin' all over town.
A bus service that can take you to either the shittier of the two Wal-Marts, or a shopping centre that makes Peterborough city cemetary look lively and upbeat.
A university which has more than 30,000 students, and is thus best known for its American football team - not for its academic excellence.
30,000 students, of whom roughly 75% have more money than grey matter, and who belong to the myriad sororities and fraternities that line the streets in the wealthy end of town - but since they are students, they don't pay city tax.
Consequently, one of the poorest towns in the South - with massive, dreary, depressing, 'Projects', full of hopeless looking kids, armed to the teeth, and just watching listlessly as the rich white kids swan about in their personalised numberplated SUVs.
But the worst and most utterly rubbish thing about this town - by a long long way - it's dry on sundays. Until you have tried to live in the Deep South, you will never know the full horror of not being able to get a drink on an endless Sunday in November.
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:31, 5 replies)
'all selling variations on a theme of kitch-shit'
Oi! not all kitch is shit!
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:45, closed)
Oi! not all kitch is shit!
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:45, closed)
Two Things
Never been to the place, but a couple of good things spring to mind:-
1) REM
2) B52's
Nuff said, I think!
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:22, closed)
Never been to the place, but a couple of good things spring to mind:-
1) REM
2) B52's
Nuff said, I think!
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:22, closed)
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