Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
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( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Ahhhh Luton
I did a part time degree at the laughably labelled University of Luton.
One winters night I was walking from the Uni to the train station, muttering to myself about the shithole town when I notice a pile of vomit on the pavement. This being Luton it was topped with a rat wolfing down as much puke as it little whiskered mouth could hold. The little fucker didn’t even run off as I walked past, just briefly glanced at me.
That image always summed up the place for me.
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)
I did a part time degree at the laughably labelled University of Luton.
One winters night I was walking from the Uni to the train station, muttering to myself about the shithole town when I notice a pile of vomit on the pavement. This being Luton it was topped with a rat wolfing down as much puke as it little whiskered mouth could hold. The little fucker didn’t even run off as I walked past, just briefly glanced at me.
That image always summed up the place for me.
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