Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
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( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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ha
I have twin friends from Spalding, apparently there are not enough women to go around so they spent the earlier years of their sexually active life shagging the same women
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, 1 reply)
I have twin friends from Spalding, apparently there are not enough women to go around so they spent the earlier years of their sexually active life shagging the same women
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, 1 reply)
You missed a key word there...
There are lots of women in Spalding, of all shapes and sizes; the word you missed is "normal": there are not enough "normal" women in Spalding.
I lived there for a little while, but can't find the words to adequately express my feelings for the place, no matter how I try.
I'll never forget it. That's the best thing I can say about Spalding: I'll never forget it.
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, closed)
There are lots of women in Spalding, of all shapes and sizes; the word you missed is "normal": there are not enough "normal" women in Spalding.
I lived there for a little while, but can't find the words to adequately express my feelings for the place, no matter how I try.
I'll never forget it. That's the best thing I can say about Spalding: I'll never forget it.
( , Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, closed)
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