SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Stealing pound coins.I got binned from a firm for stealing money from the petty cash. I was 17 and working as a clerk/get the fucking coffes cunt. I had to count up the whole firms cash which took fucking hours.
So me being a gypo i used to insert pound coins into my sarnies (so they wouldnt rattle around in me lunch box) I could get about £90 pound a pop. I did this for months and took huge lunch breaks. I masterbated every hour or so in the bogs.
The accountant got wise to my thieving but couldnt proove it. I got the sack anyway they said i was taking the piss with my long lunch breaks. They asked me if i could work until the end of the day and if so i would get £100 on top of my wages (an audit was on) I went for a wank and came all over the black rimmed bog seat and fucked of with my £90 in coins stuffed in my sarnies.
Doing great now :)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 19:50, Reply)
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