SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Summer JobFinding myself with no money and nothing to do whilst college was out, I landed a temporary summer job delivering paper to local offices. I spent a morning learning the rules and regulations, watching the mandatory training video and being regaled with tales of all the en route secretaries my colleagues had supposedly had relations with. Brilliant says I.
After lunch I was given a list of businesses, a map and the keys to the van. Got in, tuned the radio, lit a smoke, put it in gear.
SCREEECH! BANG!
I flew right across the car park, over the main road and broadsided a parked Audi injuring the driver who was reading a paper.
As if I had not already had a bad day the bastards fired me.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 14:17, Reply)
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