SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Shite job anywayI was working in a pub and got sacked for making the bar manager let loose a little runny turd. No really. From "the fear".
There was a hole where the beer lines went down into the cellar and when he went down there we used to whisper his name down the gap (there were some mean acoustics in the cellar) making him believe that the ex-landlord who had hung himself and was all dead was calling him beyond the grave to get him to bring up some more J2O. He weren't too bright.
Then again, getting yourself sacked for a moment's hilarity is probably acting dumber than a box of hair too. Meh. The cock-badger.
Oh - here goes the obligatory "long time lurker first time poster" thingy. Cheers.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 13:25, Reply)
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