SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Sort of sackedWhen I first started university, I was living in halls. I helped an american exchange girl to move in with all her stuff on the second day, and she seemed a little friendlier than normal. Friendly, as in "She jumped on me the moment her bed was made and cleared".
There i ws thinking "Whoopee! I'm about to poke my man bits in to a hit american babe!" and she removes said man bits from their protective wrapping of soft cotten, and proceed to do the deed.
A little post-coital snuggleing, and she reaches down to give the old mana fondle... and screamed. You see, in the states, 90% of men are circumcised, and she had never seen or touched a foreskin before. I believe her precise words were: "Get that fucking thing away from me!", with accompanying pushing gestures. Right in the sacs.
So, i was both sacked as potentiontial fuckbuddy for the term, and quite literally "saced".
Theres also the second time where I got sacked for filling the fat, smelly, sweating warehouse managers office with packing peanuts (give me compulsary unsupervised overtime on saturdays? What do you expect from a 17 year old?). Apparantly he was finding them for weeks after.
(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 3:00, Reply)
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