16 years old, first job...
...farted NEAR the boss' coffee.

Sacked on the spot. A tad unfair I thought. Ended up getting more money (with the help of a solicitor) than I'd earned in wages the whole time I was there.

I feel like I won that one.


The solicitor did have a good chuckle at it though.
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sat 31 May 2014, 23:40, 6 replies)

I'm pretty sure all the events described here happened exactly as described.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:03, closed)

dick

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:15, closed)

I don't believe a word about the last part.
But, I too am gassy on occasions.
I tend to find strolling outside to "check my phone" or even just going to the toilet allows me the time to let rip with a few relieving bottom-burps.

That way I often manage to avoid playing the bum-trumpet all over the bosses coffee cup.

A suggestion for next time maybe?
(mankwhistle, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 7:09, closed)

A good way to entertain yourself at parties
Is to circle round a group of people talking, as you let out a lengthy fart. Then move away swiftly and let them enjoy it.
(Eukanuba, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 10:57, closed)

The second-best boss I ever had used to walk up behind the forecaster and let a silent but deadly one go just before a crew were due to come in to the office for a briefing.
Then wander off back to his office knowing they'd blame the forecaster.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Jun 2014, 15:11, closed)

Fuck that.
Just let them go. Give yourself bonus points if there's a female colleague in earshot.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Jun 2014, 15:08, closed)