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I once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?

(, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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I was slightly peckish, so went for some nibbles.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I went to a property auction where Sir Sean Connery was the auctioneer
I got the shack.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:48, 3 replies)
father christmas and a postman and a coal delivery man from the 1950s
coz theyv'e all got a sack lol whoop!!!!!!!!:-))))))))))!)!)!))!)!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 2:03, 5 replies)
Andi Peters

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 23:28, 5 replies)
I got sacked
for refusing to launder money, for a major manufacturer of household goods that was easily profitable based just on honest revenues.

Fucked up my career. Took several years to undo the damage. Integrity has a price - at least I can look myself in the mirror. The people engaging in that naughty activity now cant look themselves in mirrors as prison cells dont have them.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:21, 1 reply)
I got the sack for stabbing the head of Aston Martin in the head. IN THE FUCKING HEAD.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:21, 17 replies)
i have been sacked for diffing the works transit on the ice at the airport,taking time off for being ill, causing £560 worth of damage to a conveyor system, and getting caught speeding. thats 4 seperate ones, to cut a long story short, i am totally unemployable. i currently have 4 different jobs which i juggle, i think thats the way forward. a few days here and there, and none of them see enough of you to get sick of you.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 20:07, 1 reply)
My dog was an ex-police dog, but couldn't be trained to their standards.
he was sacked. The sack was then closed, weighed down with bricks and slung into a canal.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:01, 5 replies)
my dad was fired from the priesthood.
fucking kids.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 18:56, Reply)
Rolf Harris
Is going to sack his lawyer for bringing his daughter into court to testify even though he asked him to not to.

Stay about from my Bindi
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 18:08, Reply)
A squaddie friend of mine was told to walk in step from one place to another

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 16:40, 2 replies)
I heard mm lost his job as quietly sanctimonious board prefect for scraping a hole in the bottom of the meme barrel.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 15:37, 3 replies)
I once had a job, ferrying supermodels around in my Honda Accord.
They paid me in cocaine, and all I had to do was to subjugate their bushes.
All was going well (I was getting more poon then I knew what to do with), until I woke up.
Turned out that I'd hit the sack, and dreamt that I was George!
Long story short, I went for a bath to calm my nerves, and accidentally pissed in my own mouth.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 14:03, 19 replies)

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