That can't be Albert Marshmallow...
...there's no mention of perving on underagers anywhere.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 7:25, 1 reply)

Awww, bless.
You don't realise the spelling mistake.

If that wasn't so funny it would be sad.

NB: By that I mean - if it wasn't so funny that you are so not self aware that the OP meant AB it would be sad because instead of seeing an obvious spelling mistake you're so wrapped up in this site that you automatically thought that the OP was talking about Albert Marshmallow - someone who you've spent many an hour here having *witty* arguments with.
Dude go and have a snuggle with your missus - I'm guessing she's missing that.
Waits for *obvious* OkCupid joke*. Or something about my wife getting DP'd and me crying & eating noodles. Or at least anything to keep you at the computer and not in bed. Anything at all.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:44, closed)

Incredibly, this internet breakdown is even more dull than your normal internet persona.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:21, closed)

Top job Sir.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 2:47, closed)

Lolwhut?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:58, closed)

It's funny because when you have no come-back
you ALWAYS, without fail fall back on the old "Lolwhut?"
You really should include the pic as well - just to drive your point home.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 6:54, closed)