Walk this way...
We were at a party round a mate's last summer celebrating another mate's birthday. This was after having been at the pub all evening and I was well into a bottle of vodka. Some quite lethal grass was also being passed around. At about 3.30am my tired, sober and pregnant wife finally convinced me to leave with her so I trotted behind her onto the front path. At this point wifey decides to cross the front lawn, put her head though the open side of the bay window and shout "walk this way" (a la Steve Tyler in the video) along with the Aerosmith/Run DMC track that was being played as part of a "retro tape" inside the lounge.
This seemed like a fantastic idea to me and without a moment's consideration I followed suit. Through the closed part of the window. The fixed, single glazed part.
I was released from the hospital at 7.30am with a face full of deep cuts, the worst being between my eyes on the bridge of my nose.
I'll have that scar forever, plus the inevitable piss-taking for the rest of my life too.

What a twat.
( BobbyParadise, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 15:07, Reply)