Slighty lumpy bit on wrist
This "slightly lumpy bit" was caused by trying to be a smart arse when I was 14 riding a mountainbike with no hands on the handlebars. I swerved towards the kerb, came off the bike and fell (bizzarely) crossed armed onto the edge of the pavement, with the right arm smashing against the edge of the kerb.

Though nothing of it, until several hours later where it hurt like f*ck,and all the veins popped out on end looking a grim red purple swollen colour.

Typically, my Dad was like "Mehh, it's only a sprain"...until the next morning when it looked a sh*tload worse, therefore a trip to A & E was ensured.

It was a "greenstick" fracture, got me out of that stalag called "school" (sic) for two weeks and a bit. Now, that bit rocked, f*ck*ng hated school me.

Oh, and not forgetting a completely seperate occasion where I have shredded both knees falling of a mountainbike (both now crack and creak like f*ck, grim. Knee transplants by default when I'm old and decrepit).

www.solarismach5.myby.co.uk/Bollocksed_knee.jpg

A broken toe caused via running into a concrete ballard full pelt, when the sun was in my eyes playing "tic" when I was in school.

And I get iron burns when ironing clothes weekly by default (besides this, I rock at ironing for a bloke. According to some sexist bint in work). My woman thinks I have some kind of a "self harm" issue with ironing.

www.solarismach5.myby.co.uk/Iron_burn.jpg

There is a moral here: DO NOT get your parents to diagonse a serious injury, they haven't a f*ck*ng clue...and me and irons don't mix well.
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 18:58, Reply)