Tis 'nother
manure covered garden fork one. Me and an ex g/f of mine were cleaning out her muck trailer (that sounds a bit rude!). She was scraping the crap from the back of the trailer when she plunged the fork through her shin. I don't remember seeing her actually doing it, but about 5 minutes later, she said "Theres a hole in my wellie". So off comes the boot, and lo and behold, there was a mark on her shin. "Oh" says she. It wasn't until we noticed the hole in the back of her wellie, and subsequently the mark on the back of her leg, that she went a rather odd shade of green. Manure covered fork straight through leg. Now, being the caring boyfriend, I suggested that we go to the hospital and have it checked out. The only problem was, she lived in the arse end of nowhere, and I couldn't drive. I had to get her into the car and get her to drive us the 10 or so miles to A&E. Oooh! She was a bit faint to say the least. I then lost it when they put a big pipette thing full of iodine straight through the hole. Still makes me a bit queezy now. Hence a scar similar to chthonics on her shin and calf. She had really nice legs too.......
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Feb 2005, 18:51, Reply)