SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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I saw the true face of humanity in the library:As any self-loathing student does, I left everything to the last minute, and generally ended up doing all-nighters the day before I had to hand work in.
Thus one afternoon I was in the library looking desperately for a book, found it, and immediately started reading there and then in the avenue of books as I walked back to my desk.
There was a mobile step right at the end of the avenue, over which I completely stacked it, EXPLODING out from between the rows of books in a ball of hair, elbows and knees.
There were two attractive (obviously) girls walking towards me as I did so, and one put her hand to her mouth in sympathy crying "Oh!" in shock and the other pointed and exclaimed "HA!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:06,
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