SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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My old mate Ciaran...is more than a bit of a smartarse. He becomes even worse when there are lots of people around. He's one of those people who, whatever is being discussed, knows more about it than you do etc etc. He also loves bluntly telling people to shut up.
On one occasion we were all on the train, he was being his usual arsey self and went off for a pee. When he came back he made some stupid wisecrack - and everyone absolutely cracked up. Hooting with laughter, crying etc. Thinking he must really be on fire today he cranked up his act even more.
....all the while blissfully unaware that his flaccid, freckly cock was hanging out of his open fly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:56,
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Um ...What's your interpretation of the word "mate"?
Good story, though.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59,
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Actually I love him dearlyHis bluster is born of insecurity*, and he has a good heart really.
*He's a big fat ginger. Hence the freckly cock.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:03,
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Didn't even realise that such things as freckly cocks existedB3ta, entertaining and informative.
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rofl harris, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:23,
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