Don.
My friend Don is often referred to as Osama Don. He's got long hair and a beard and looks like a tramp. However, he's worth about three million dollars.

2 years ago, on his birthday, he got totally drunk and there were some skateboarders outside the bar. We were all laughing and joking as Don (who's 65, by the way) hopped on the skateboard and started going full pelt on it in the parking lot.
He fell off. Leg bone jutting through skin, as we're all stood there in shock and at least 8 of us are trying to stifle our laughs at the same time.
We called the paramedics, and he REFUSED to go with them until he had one more beer and a cigarette which we duly brought outside for him.
He did the EXACT same thing last year, and we all pissed ourselves laughing. Brought him a beer and cigarette before calling the paramedics.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:43, 2 replies)

two years on the trot???
wtf?
if i broke my leg falling off a skateboard i think i'd steer clear of the fucking things!
did he recover ok?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:37, closed)

Yeah, he's fine.
Walks with a bit of a limp now though, and has a hard time going through airport security!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:48, closed)