SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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I invite you all to laugh at my misfortune.I've just nipped out to the bank near my office. The cold air went straight to my nose and I attempted to do that snot thing like footballers do by blocking one nostril and blowing hard out of the other.
It's a revolting thing to do and I'm sorry.
I really am - because not only did it go somewhat wrong, resulting in a trail of snot snaking across the front of my coat, but having just been to the loo and seen myself in the mirror I can confirm that I have spent the last 15 minutes walking around North Finchley with a gigantic bogey in my moustache.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:02,
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single-barrelled snotgunis the appropriate term
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:30,
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dont know whats more disgustinga snot snail or a moustache
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That is both revolting and hilarious......and also the reason why I never do that kind of thing; I'm exactly the sort of person that this would go wrong for.
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quality work*clicks*
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