Ahahahaha
When I used to live in Hatfield, the Galleria (or Gonhorrea as it is known to anyone who lived there) was a shithole of a shopping centre-cum-retail outlet which attracted chavs like a portion of dropped chips attracts tramps. It was especially bad in the run up to the festive season when scummers from all over the county descended on it like flies on shit to buy cheap Reebok tracksuit tops with one arm shorter than the other and so on.

Anyhoo, I was driving home from work at the cinema in this complex of the damned. There were a number of other drivers who were wanting to get in, and a long queue of traffic. One inbred loon decided that she was bored of waiting in this line of the underclass, and decided to perform a u-turn at the roundabout. Now, I know what you're thinking - she decided to go round the roundabout and back from whence she came. No. She decided to literally turn right on the roundabout, against the flow of traffic (so in other words going the WRONG WAY around it) and then turned right again to go down the other side of the road. She decided, however, to make this manouvre in front of me, causing me to put the anchors on rather abruptly, and making me lean on my horn, calling here "the daughter of a crackwhore and a diseased mongrel dog" or words to that effect.

Rather than apologise, she flipped me the bird and sped off.

Right into the back of a Parcelforce 35 tonne articulated lorry.

I laughed so hard I think I autographed my gusset with poo.
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