Every town has a stunt hippy!
Another Bill stunt special

For a time he was homeless, so we let him live behind the base bins (large amplifiers) we stored at the back of the large living room we had at the time.

He would sleep on top of the base bins and happily hoover up any spare smoke, food, drinks etc.

One day though we noticed he was a bit quiet and was moaning to himself. Turns out the daft sod had not eaten anything for 4 days and was to embarrassed to say anything.

We felt a bit guilty, after all it felt a bit like neglecting a pet, so we fed him up on chips, kebab and strongbow until he felt better.

He was obviously very pleased about that, because the next night he shinned up the 40 foot flagpole outside toysRus in town and cut down the "geffory girrafe" flag and presented it to us as a trophy!

I still wonder what happened to Billy Stunt? Not seen or heard of him for 15 years!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:58, 1 reply)

pfff!
paul would sneak food. not in a stealing way, but if you fed him, he would slip bits of food into his pockets to take home for later. i've seen him eat a chicago town microwave pizza that he'd had in his coat pocket for 6 hours!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:38, closed)