SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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It just goes to show......you can never have enough wet-wipes and muslin squares.
Your story and the fact I'm shit at football makes me grateful i had daughters
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 14:18, 1 reply)
Baby girls can do the projectile poo and sick thoughand they can do a nasty stealth-wee if you hold them for even a minute without a nappy.
I had two of each sex and spent many years being baby-soiled in various ways.
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Fair point......I was forgetting the Rapidly Expanding Stealth Puddle, followed by the Grabbing of the end of the mat and lifting, in order to bathe the shoulder blades of your bundle of joy.
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 18:41, closed)
My eldest once did a stealth nappy-leak runny poo into my pocketwhich I didn't discover until I tried to pay for a newspaper later on.
Not a bad trick for a one week-old.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:20, closed)
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