SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Shocking doggyWhen I was a nipper I had a labrador cross called Sam. Sam was great; he was a good scouting dog and loved going on walks etc when I used to play with me mates in the local forest.
The farmer who owed some farmland which led onto the forest had a problem with a herd of cows escaping onto the estate so they erected (hur hur) an electric fence between us and the forest. Me and Sam were temporarily blocked from being able to cross into the farmers land and the forest beyond. Boo hoo. Also Sam had somehow discovered that he could not pass the fence and would not go near it in case of a shock. He'd most probs run down from my house and touched it before as he wouldn't go near the fucking thing when we went to check it out.
A week after this fence appeared some local kids had decided enough was enough and pulled one of the wooden struts which was holding the fence out of the ground and twist the fence flat. While it was flat they placed large stones on top of the wires to keep this gap flat and passable by foot. Me, me dad and Sam were venturing down for a look when we discover this new gap through the fence.
Me and dad cross over fine, but Sam was very wary. After a few brave and very careful steps, Sam edged forward and walked inbetween the wires and crossed over 1st time. It made his fucking day; he ran about wagging his tail like mental and jumped about like a mong with his first lollipop. After that though, things got funny.
Sam decided there and then that he had this beat, so he run over it again with raised feet. He was strutting over the fence. Wagging his tail like fuck, he done this about 4 times, proud as a midget on stilts and loving every second of it. Obviously me and dad were laughing, but at the same time we were waiting for the inevitable.....
Sam didn't disappoint. 5th attempt and one mis-step and he jumped about 6 foot in the air, all legs akimbo and yelping like a motherfucker. He lands on all fours and sprints like fuck back to our house, vowing never to fuck about by the electric fence again. We laughed all the way home and at him in his basket, which is where we found him curled up and nervously shaking :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 19:19,
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