the lesson today, is, don't sit around the sixthform common room looking like you have nothing to do.
So there I was, sitting in the sixthform common room looking like I had nothing to do on a free period. The head of Sixthform wheels up (in his wheel chair, of course) followed by the year's teachers' pet type student (you know the sort).

"theoriginalsteve, you look like you've nothing to do, can you and the teachers' pet give some visitors a guided tour of the school?"

I couldn't think up an excuse quick enough, so I had to go along.

Pissing tedious it was, taking a bunch of visiting teachers around the school. I was giving the tour, and I WAS BORED.

To lighten the mood, as we got to the science block, I made a light hearted comment, pointing into a classroom, how that particular teacher had a rod up her arse, and that I was sure she really didn't like me. The teachers pet laughed like a loon, I smirked, but no one else made a sound, until one ot the visiting teachers decided to point out that she was his wife.

Ahhh, how I laugh now I look back on it....

Length? 2 hours of my life wasted, only to be rewarded with one of the most embarresing foot in mouth situations I have ever had.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:39, Reply)