Shitting in a urinal
Classic gag. It was the scandal of the year when it happened. The toilet in question was sealed off for the day and we all had a huge assembly about the matter where the teachers tried the usual trick of trying to psyche out the culprit to get him to confess.

It didn't work though. As far as i'm aware the identity of the urinal-shitter was never determined by teacher nor pupil.

A brave soul, whoever he was. Imagine if someone had walked in on him mid-flow! Champion.

(And no it wasn't me)
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:51, 10 replies)

There's a technique
You do it in the cubicle, then transfer it to the urinal later.

Plus points for leaving it in the sink in the teachers toilets.

Apparently.
( rofl harris, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:55, closed)

transfer it in what??
your hands, or perhaps a wad of tissues?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:02, closed)

well
Your hands if you want, wad of tissue obviously better.

Or maybe your shoe.

Or maybe just keep it in your pants until an opportune moment.
( rofl harris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:26, closed)

That's nothing
When I was at school, someone shat in a cupboard
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:58, closed)

I'll admit it seems pretty tame now
It's funny how your perspective of things changes as you get older though. I remember thinking it was the worst thing a person could have done back then, if he gets caught he's bound to be expelled and sent straight to borstal! The teachers must have privately thought it was just as funny as we did too. I doubt Roy the caretaker was as amused though.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:15, closed)

Very similar
At my primary school an emergency assembly was called as someone had left a shit in the urinals, but with a twist...


...it was in a shoe.

The mind fucking boggles, it really does. Someone with serious problems there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:18, closed)

I can do nothing but
hope the culprit walked around with one shoe for the entire day.
(The If has remembered this site., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:30, closed)

.
Someone at my school grafitti'd the boys toilets with his own shit. He got expelled when they found out who'd done it.
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:24, closed)

ah urinal pooing
and desks, lockers (never did figure that one out) and allegedly one time the headmasters study - now whoever did that one was brave (non of it was me you understand)
(pogo_it, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:28, closed)

While we're on the subject
On the last day of 6th form, we came up with the genius prank (note: sarcasm) of buying a fake poo from one of those joke shops and putting it on one of the toilet seats. Oh how we laughed at the thought of ol' Roy finding that and going completely mental for a few moments before realising he'd been had.

Ever since though I've always thought how funny it would have been to have done the deed for real and then have someone 'tip off' the caretaker about how a prank was going to be made involving a fake poo with some water splashed on it and some comedy fart spray for extra effect. Think about it, would've worked like a dream!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:52, closed)