Funny for those around me
At junior school we had assembly every morning. Cue four years of children sat cross-legged on a cold stone floor (or some kind of parquet, I'm not sure).

The rows were arranged in order of age, so the first years were at the front, seconds behind and so on. The time in question I was near the front, so virtually the entire school had a view of this most spectacular of spaz-outs.

I had been sat in rapt attention for the duration and must've not moved. How do I know this? When I stood to leave the hall at the end, some fucker'd stolen one of my legs!

OMGWTF! And also OW!

Yes, dear Sarah had been so engrossed in the drivel that whichever authority figure had been spouting that she lost all feeling in her leg, stood up and fell straight back down again. The sound of approximately 200 children bursting into simultaneous laughter is a distressing noise and I doubt I'll ever forget it.

Length? My miserable limp out of the hall aided by a kindly teacher seemed to last for miles.

Click if you want to hear the stairway stumble.
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:36, 4 replies)

Aaaargh
'cue'
aaaargh
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:42, closed)

Excuse me?
What's wrong with cue?
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:09, closed)

It's an unnecessary word
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post349349
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:42, closed)

Call me a rebel
But I'm not removing it.
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:10, closed)