Not me but a mate...
Was on a school trip and ended up staying in a University halls of residence (incidentally the same uni where I met my mate).

As young teenagers do when their away from their parents they started drinking, and quickly got ratted.

The school 'bigger-boy' (read bully twat) was going through the boys in the room one by one and saying "Tell me a joke", and if the joke wasnt good enough to make him laugh, he got a punch. So far, so boring.

Until he got to a boy called Pies (dunno why) who had palsy and crutches and said "Make me laugh or I'll hit you"

Pies responded by picking up an empty tube of bog roll and exclaiming "Alongst my travels I came across a long cylindrical object which enabled me to view the Isle of Wight froma great distance! (holds tube up to his eye) The Isle of Wight is calm!"

The whole room erupted into laughter, so dickhead bully-boy responded by picking up Pies crutches and chucking them out the window. At this point everyone turned slightly on the bully but he was unmoving and refused to go and collect the crutches and forbid the others from getting them for poor Pies, forcing him to limp out and get them himself. The bully was cracking up by this point and called everyone over to the window to watch Pies slowly collect his crutches. Pies had noticed this and turned, holding his crutches like the aluminum trophys they were before shouting "I SHALL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH! HA HAAA!!" turning on his heel (probably with difficulty) and cackling away into the night.

Reading back, it was funnier in the pub.
(Formaly Over say's hello, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:12, 2 replies)

Even though you were greater in number
nobody had the balls to stand up to the bully?

wtf?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:23, closed)

first line
not me, a mate, which whilst not alluded to in the story has the rather apt moniker 'Wee-Man', for he is very short, not cos he's some form of piss-human.
So yeah, he was tiny, i dont know the height of the other people in the room, and they were kids. Remember being young and unsure of yourself? Remember just not having the balls to do a fucking thing about anything because you dont want all the shit that the other persons getting? A lot of adults are like it now, probably these lads.
(Formaly Over say's hello, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:28, closed)