Bush
I guy in my tutor group once set fireworks off while in a bush, and naturally, the firework didn't make it's way out. He managed to get out though, and the bush ceased to exist. Another time the same fellow stole chemicals from the chemical lab and spilt them on the basketball court. It got everywhere and numerous guys hands suddenly started turning a horrible shade of red. Cue mass panic and guys with chemical suits coming up to the cordened off gym only to discover it was not some horrible acid, but universal indicator.
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:38, Reply)