Showers
At junior school, we used to have to take a shower after PE. For some reason, the taps for the showers was quite high up on the wall and because the teacher couldn't be arsed, someone had to stand on some valves and reach up to turn the showers on.

One time, in 4th years when we were all about 13, one kid for whom puberty had begun early climbed up to turn the tap.

He used to brag about his early development and was quite proud of his larger than average member. However, as he climbed up, he managed to wedge it between the two hot water pipes that ran up the wall. He screamed.

He was forever known as burnt-sausage after that.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:45, Reply)