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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Ah Yes...
Ms Kenderick was her name. Being 60 years old and still a 'miss' was a close enough sign of her personality. She would lift her head and stare down her nose at you through narrow glasses in disgust should you lift your hand to ask questions. Her world was law, and there was no room for criticism in her classroom. Her speciality was teaching Religious Education, and those who turned up for her after school Bible classes, regardless of achievement, were the only people to get 'A's throughout her rule. 'Non-Christians', she'd proclaim 'Can not be tolerated in white British society.'

When she heard I'd aced my 11+ paper to get into the one good school in the area, she hid my application in her desk until I missed the handing in period, and narrowly escaped a future on the Jobseeker's Allowance as a result.

She was an evil piece of work.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:09, 1 reply)
She'd love me
Wonder how she'd react to me fitting in to "white British society"?? And your headmaster sounds beyond awesome, wish he was the head at my old school. *sigh*

Great story with a great ending, well deserved click young man.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:03, closed)

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